In all my years as a security guard, I’ve never seen anyone steal a cucumber! Groceries, I understand, but a cucumber? Teenagers go out of their way to masturbate, so I wouldn’t have been surprised if that’s what he wanted him for. I’ve seen worse. By the way, the second I imagined him shoving the cucumber up his ass, my dick got rock hard. Right on time for the deepest strip search I’ve ever done. As I imagined, his ass was round and perky, and his tight ass was begging to be destroyed. That’s when I knew that maybe if he showed me how deep he could shove that cucumber down his throat and ass, I wouldn’t call the police.
